Waffles, Pancakes, and assorted Sausages...

Theres one thing I really hate about having to come to work in the morning. The fact that it is morning. I am just not a morning person I guess. First comes the average morning routine, wake up, shave, brush teeth, dig the eye boogers out, shower, and finally get ready for work. Somehow I get to work, ever end up somewhere and your like, "Did I really drive here? I don't remember the ride at all...did I sleep in my car all night again?" That happens to me everyday.

Then I sit down and log on my computer and check my blog and will myself to write a new one. Then the hens come in and start talking about what they had for breakfast. Pancakes, waffles, assorted sausages, bacon, grits, etc. All this talk of breakfast makes me so hungry that it becomes all I can think about. So after sitting and listening to the breakfast club conclude their meeting its time for me to take a call.

"Good morning Pancakes how can I help you today?"
"Umm... Hi, this is Mr. Hamm, I need to check to see why this claim rejected."

I am a moron, I can't believe I called this guy Pancakes, he prolly thinks I am gay and hitting on him, so I decide I might as well go with it at this point.

"Well sugar waffle...it looks likes this claim rejected because your only allowed 150$ for routine vision every 2 years and you used it all last year, darlin."
"Oh... well that explains it. Thanks for your help mam."

Stupid guy thought I was a woman. Until next time this is Grits with Cinnamon signing out. *skips away*