Prince Leroy's Fairy Godfather

I know that most everyone has seen the Disney movies where the fair princess is in some dire need of Designer name shoes and a kick butt cairage. These wishes are usually fulfilled by the Fairy Godmother, who swoops in just in time to turn unwilling animals into designer wear and beasts of burden. Well I was at my parents house the other night eating dinner and conversing over this and that when it struck me. Who was my Godfather? No not my Italian Mafia boss, thats Joey Soprana, I'm talking about the person that if something happened to my parents when I was a child who would have taken care of me. So I asked...

"Hey Dad, who is my Godfather?"
"Joey Soprana."
"No Dad, not my mob boss, who did you designate as my Godfather when I was born?"
"Well...uhh.. it was one of our friends growing up in school."
"Oh what was his name?"
"Ro*mumble mumble*y"
"I'm sorry Dad I couldn't quite make that out..."
"Ronnie.."
"Oh yeah he was like yours and mom's best friend for a long time, I remember yall talking about him."
So I went on with the meal and I remembered exactly what my mom and dad talked about back when they talked about Ronnie.
"HEY! My Godfather is GAY!"
"Sorry son, we didnt know he was at the time.."
"I have a Fairy Godfather!"

I didnt know what to do with this information, on one hand it may be a good thing. Like I could wish for a new car, but it would probably end up being a purple VW Bug. I could ask for some new clothes, but they would be focused on making my ghetto booty look good. Yeah after further consideration I could not see where this would be a good thing. As a matter of fact if I wasn't careful I could end up butt deep in gayness.

This seems to happen anyways. At work I always get these gay couples calling me and talking to me about their sex life or things to help their sex life. First, how is it gay couples can't get married but they can be put on one anothers insurance. I think the HR person just doesnt want to get sued. I had a guy call today and wanted to know why we wouldn't cover Viagra for his "significant other." And it occured to me, is this really a problem that gay men face? If one is having problems rising to the occasion, can't he just swap positions?

I still havn't asked who my Godmother is, I'm afraid it may be my Mom's cocker spaniel. Until next time, Leroy!